Silly nuns. I'm glad they're still around (not the nuns). There's a kind of quaintness to the commies these days. Unless you're North Korean... or Chinese.
I'm serious about the nuns though. I was about 8 years old. Our teacher, a nun, was telling us about the nasty communists. The Vietnam war was still raging. I think we'd just pulled out but the Yanks were still there. The good sister told our class that when the communists came we, and the nuns and all our families, would be the first put up against the wall and shot. I think I decided even then that I'd rather be red than dead. Fucking bitch.